Why?

HeyHeyHey people of the interweb!

I'm bored... extremely... but I'd like to ask YOU a question!
     Aww, me? Really? That's so thoughtfu-
Shut up!

Anyways, the question is drum roll please
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pretty please
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naaah, common!
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*rolls a drum* thanks!

WHY?
     Wait, why wha-
Let me finish!

Why do we have to wake up in the morning and go to sleep at night? Why is two plus two four? Why do we like playing minecraft instead of doing our homework? (guilty -___-) Why do our headphones get tangled up, even if we didn't touch them?!?!?!
WHY is the ultimate question for everything in this world and what I'd like you people to do for some unknown reason that has just been implanted in my brain (what?)... I'd like you to come up with an answer for the first "why" question that pops into your head, and actually think about it for the rest of your day (if anyone reading is a vampire, then for the rest of your night). For the sake of random things, and random bloggs and other random stuffs.

Oh no, i just realized I'm procrastinating right now. Gotta go do meh humanities essay.... *eyeroll*

See ya! (technically, you'll be seeing me. not even... you'll be seeing my words on this blogg site) xoxo, person with a blogg ^-^